In an interview, the boss asked a chinese graduate to make sentences with: green, pick, yellow, blue, white, purple and black to test her english. Her answer: i hear the phone green green, then i go pink up the phone. I say, yelloow, blue's that? White you said? Oh wrong number, don't purpley disturb me and don't call black ok!
Why penguins are only white in the front of their body? because when they bath, they cannot wash the back part as their hands are too short...
什么动物被敲了两下就会死? 答案:鳄鱼crocordile(cock cock die)
Once, there were two bananas walking under the hot sun. The first banana feel hot and take off it's shirt. Then, the second banana fall down because stepping on a banana skin.
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